Wednesday, June 3, 2009

What is "Link Exchange"

Link exchanging occurs when two RELEVANT websites post each others link on each others website. For example, a website that sells engine parts can exchange links with another website that sells windshield wipers. These products are relevant because they both belong in the auto industry. A website visitor searching for engine parts may need windshield wipers. Over time, this will increase search engine rankings and visibility. We encourage all websites to keep a clean, neat and tidy categorized directory so that their visitors can easily locate a link to an external website.



Why Are We the Best?
Simply Linking is the best link exchange software out there and the best part, it's free to try! We have a feature that other link programs don't have, a CONTINUOUS link checker. Thats right, once you exchange links with a user through our software, our built in web crawler will CONTINUOUSLY check if that website is still linked to you! This feature is ONLY available to premium members. We could write an entire sales letter about why we're the best economical solution out there, but just try the software and see for yourself.



How Will Your Website Benefit
The benefits of our program are phenomenal. Over time, you will see increased search engine rankings, increased hits, pagerank, visibility and more! We have the most features: Complete statistics about each website you exchange with including their track record, modify your category permissions, view the page rank of the main page / links page and MANY more features as detailed below.



How it Works
Our link exchange process involves 2 simple steps:
1. Send a link exchange request through our easy to use interface. Perform a search, select the sites you would like to exchange with, add them to your cart and check out.
2. Wait for the website to agree on the link exchange. Once they agree, you place the link on your site and enter the URL through our interface.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Marraige blues------- --Excellent and true!!!!!

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.


Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!


Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!



Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!


. A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.


. A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.


. Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.


. Excellence is an option that is renewable.

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake


. Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!


. Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.


. So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!


. Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.


. True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U'll find that all ur friends standing behind U.


. Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!


. A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!